North Korea, Best Korea!
from now on my penis is your penis
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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