Your dad touched me again.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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