I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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