her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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