The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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