problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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