It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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