Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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