Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
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