someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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