just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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