To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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