If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I party with great urgency now.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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