I'm drive I can fine osifer
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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