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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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