Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
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