Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Randomize
