this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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