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I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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