she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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