HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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