you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
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