did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
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