i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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