Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
