theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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