no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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