a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
You're like the curious george of whores
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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