Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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