And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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