So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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