U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
too bad you live with your parents still
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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