party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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