I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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