Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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