I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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