I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
The power of my boobs compel you
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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