3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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