i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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