I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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