All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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