Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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