Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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