If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
it was like eating out sand paper
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize