Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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