It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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