Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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