If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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