I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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