I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Randomize