I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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