At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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