i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Randomize
