im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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