we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I am mentally ready for anal.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
